Mama Said Knock You Out

WAIT!
Before you call CPS, let me explain...
You see, what had happened was...
I was crawling around Sparky's house - chasing Petey, cause that mohawked pooch looked like he needed a good slobering on, and I just forgot that I needed my arms to crawl ans **WHAM** next thing I know, Sparky is crying, and I am fussing and my face kind of stings...

Ah well, I am not a sissy - so I quit the fussing fast. Thugs don't cry!!

And besides, this bruise makes me look tough.

All The Girls Dreamed That They'd Be Your Partner

I know you have to watch this video sideways - but it is worth it!
It will explain why I have been too busy to blog...
So.... push play already!!

This is the second time I ever crawled - EVER!
By now of course I am a pro - but I would still rather you picked me up and carried me around like the royal prince that I am.
*sigh* It seems that I have to put some effort into my own mobility.


I know you are all wondering how I stay so fly & get all the ladiez.
Well, primarily it's cause I am so smooth...
But I also have a beauty routine! I am going to share a couple of those secrets with you today.
1. Gotta be so fresh & so clean.
2. Gotta smell good. I use a lavender soap that drives girls wild.
3. Gotta be confident, know what you want and go for it. You can ask Danielle, Bonny & Sparky how I put the moves on.

Of course it doesn't hurt when you look this hot...
***whew*** Don't all swoon at once.